Jeff Day's CES 2008 Show Report at 6moons

[We are still at the Alexis Park, scheduled to leave in a few hours, missing, hopefully, some nasty weather that was imposing itself on travelers yesterday.]

Jeff Day’s show report is interesting, and disturbing in a couple of ways.

First, it looks like I missed a couple of rooms [in particular Sander’s room with his new InnerSound-ish speakers and his immediate neighbors. Damn. Twice in that area of the St. Tropez I had to stop photographing because the 3 2GB memory cards I use were all filled up. Next year… more cards. Or bigger cards.]

Second, there is this quote:

“The Soundlabs are even bigger than the Klangfilm Bionars, which is amazing in itself. The Soundlabs are so big in fact that I couldn’t get far enough away to get the two front channel speakers into the lens of my iPhone. The rear channels were equally astonishing. If you have a really big wallet and a really small thingy, these babies will compensate for both. Guaranteed. For those of us with a modest wallet and a big thingy, look elsewhere.”

Ignoring the judging of speakers on the focal length of the iPhone camera with respect to the size of the exhibition room [hey, we’ve all seen people evaluate the performance of a product based on all manner of weird stuff. Whatever…], and people’s fascination about the length of this particular appendage on other people [no, no, large penises are a fine thing] – the idea of critiquing the character of the owners of a product, instead of the product itself, besides being content-free and distracting from the matter at hand e.g. the sound of a room at a show, is, in my opinion, a prime example of the decline of the professionalism of the professional journalists not only in our industry but across the board.

Although this is a new low, there have been other instances where very popular reviewers have made comments that are overly bold, aggressive, and incorrect or unsubstantiated. For example: “full range speaker X does not go much below 40Hz”, or “CD player Y is inferior to its competition vis-a-vis its red book performance”. Tell us how you measured the output of the speaker [but, oh, the magazine that eschews measurements]. Tell us how you moved the speaker around to try and get it out of the room nodes. With what speakers are you comparing the low-end to with respect to the energy expected from a speaker in this room. etc. etc. And similarly, what players are you referring to with better red book? In what WAY are they better?

Anyway, I’m not sure we are going to start naming names here but we do try to avoid sweeping stupidities here at Audio Federation, and do try to talk about the SOUND of things, and WHY certain things are superior or inferior examples of various qualities desirable from the point of view of a system designed for music reproduction.

If we ever succumb to the prevailing malaise with respect to replacing straight talk with sensationalistic flame bait, like saying something like… oh… that 99% of reviewers are clueless or whores [thanks F.C. :-)] when the number is really closer to 90%, please PLEASE let us know.

Spades Suck

OK. I’ve said it. Wanted to say it for a long time. Whew! That feels better. Well, a tiny wee little bit better.

I will refrain from disparaging the mental prowess of the person who came up with it, or much worse, the industry that continues to promulgate it.

For those of you who can’t imagine using anything else, think about this:

Spades… fall .. off. Well, not very often, that is because we tighten the fastener, jiggle the cable a little, tighten some more, jiggle some more, … until we hope no one moves anything or walks near anything. Anything which might, over time, jiggle the cables loose and caBLAM something shorts out and there is a big mess of a bill to pay.

The solution?

Replace ‘C’ shaped spades with one shaped like an ‘O’, i.e. a washer. Reduce the mass of the washer (and of the fasteners) if you want to improve the sound while your at it.

Won’t jiggle loose. No having to tear skin twisting the fasteners so very, very tight. Sleep better at night. Reduces stress while re-re-re-positioning of the speakers.

And it will work with 99% of the binding posts out there.

Only company I have seen do this is Acapella, and only with their cables hard-wired to the speaker crossovers [and they use a loop of braided conductor, not a washer-like doohickey].

The fact that the E.U., worried that children might receive .00001 volts by touching an exposed binding post, made manufacturers shield binding posts with plastic, but still let the children pull loose the spades and ruin $100K pieces of equipment just shows how much this industry is used to walking lemming like over the cliff of unintentional short-circuits.

OK. Get on it you cable manufacturers you. 🙂

Dealer 'Blowouts' when they drop a product line… why?

[Comcast has been down again, or rather, depending on how you look at it, we just got our SEVENTH cable modem in the last 8 weeks. Well, the first one was melted by the lightning strike, so MAYBE Comcast was not at fault for that one, but, … 7?]

OK, on to our topic of discussion.

When dealers lose or drop a line, they often ‘blow the stuff out’ on Audiogon or Ebay at ridiculously low prices.

Is this stupid or what? Don’t dealers care about making money? [Of course not, you may joke, if they did they’d be in a different business :-)]

Dealers [and sometimes distributors] are angry when they lose or drop a line. Understandable. But why sell their stock at such low prices?

The traditional explanation is that they do it to ‘punish’ or ‘hurt’ the line. To get back at the people who used to be their suppliers of the products in the line.

But, half the time they are

1) dropping a line because the distributor or manufacturer is selling out the back door at low prices anyway, so who’s it going to hurt?

And the other half is because they are

2) getting dropped because they are discounting to much for the comfort of the supplier. So why sell them even cheaper yet? Seems like the discounted prices, although higher, were selling just fine, otherwise they would not have gotten caught.

[We are ignoring the other half 3) where the supplier or dealer is just plain psychotic and extremely paranoid and sees daemons and ghosts appearing and telling them things that make no sense at all].

The Blow Out is going to hurt the dealer doing the Blowing Out’s pocket book because they invested time, energy and money into the products and are now selling them cheap cheap cheap.

Anyway, just another stupid thing people in this industry do in their spare time, I guess.

And you others not in the industry , are probably thinking, blowouts? cheap cheap cheap? WHERE?

Well, I’m not going to make it THAT easy, and besides, it changes over the weeks and months. But the ones that are irritating to us [and are the best finds for you people :-)] are good brands that do not get discounted on a day to day basis. So check Audiogon, and find a dealer who has ‘lots of product’ they are selling of a line they no longer carry, at prices way below what the market will bear because they are pissed off.

Go ahead and take advantage of their temporary lack of business sense, better our readers than some random Mary or Joe, but be aware that only the best dealers will offer any support if the product turns out to be broken or not as new as they said it was.

How do you tell if they are a reputable dealer if you don’t already know? Check out their other product lines. Are they heavily discounted on Audiogon and elsewhere or are they top notch lines whose manufactures require some amount of integrity and service of their dealers? [Many dealers lie about what product lines they carry, especially on their websites, so this can be problematic sometimes]. Call them up and tell them you are interested in the most expensive thing they sell, not the thing they are blowing out, and ask them how much will they knock off the price for you… If they start talking about 40, 50, 60 percent or more [some will set you up as a ‘dealer for a day’], you might just figure that they are not going to be carrying THAT line for much longer either, and that another Blow Out will be soon forthcoming, at even higher discounts.

The upshot? You dealers, stop being stupid. Ask around before you pick up a line to see if a distributor or manufacturer is selling direct at 40 – 60% off. Don’t just assume that because what they make or distribute is a great product that they have a clue about building a brand or how to take care of the customers who will one day have to sell these darn products, or , heaven forbid, get them repaired.

And if you lose a product line, please sell it at market [demo] value. Why toss away money? And how the heck else you going to sell anything again? People will just wait around for you to drop whatever they are interested in and get THAT at fire sale prices.