A New Online Magazine

[For those of you who do not read the entire show report (no wonder why a few people got upset about the terseness of their room description, they had not gotten into the groove of the whole ‘audio noir’ thing) – specifically the main page with our list of favorites of show and pictorial index to all of the rooms – here is a copy of our pre-announcement of our new online high-end audio magazine]

A New Online Magazine

We are publishing a new online high-end audio magazine in hopefully a few weeks. This as-yet-unnamed magazine will use new technology that will allow us to do things other magazines and websites cannot. It will also be innovative in other ways in an attempt to better serve manufacturers and dealers on the one hand, and audiophiles on the other.

Why a new magazine?

Oh, there are so many, many reasons. 🙂

But the primary reason is that they are all so damn boring. ‘Reviewers’ focus way too much on regurgitating cookie-cutter equipment reviews in order to get loaned more free equipment. Bo-ring. Music reviews are written in a manner that has little to do with the way audiophiles actually listen to music. Snore.

The other primary reason is that the relationship between manufacturers/distributors/dealers and the magazines is like that of lobbyists and politicians. It is inherently corrupting to both. The result is that everybody distrusts and fears everybody else.

So, yeah, we gonna do things way different. We are going to focus on the fun and excitement of being an audiophile – all those reasons why we are doing all this crazy stuff in the first place. And we are going to provide several ways for manufacturers/distributors/dealers to get their message heard – without having to compromise their sense of ethics or take out a second mortgage.

To this end, then, …

We are talking with several people about writing for the magazine. If you are interested we would like to talk with you, too. We are not looking for and will not accept [most] reviewers – we will not even have traditional reviews, per se. We are looking for people who are extremely honest and can express themselves, who can bang on a keyboard a little [the Grammar Police have left the building], or use a video camera, or snap a few photos and share their perspective on why being an audiophile is so fucking intoxicating.

We are also accepting press releases, installation experiences, overviews of technological innovations, design perspectives, industry perspectives, biographies, factory tours etc. submitted by manufacturers/distributors/dealers [preferably full-page, but we will work with you], once per month, and will publish them for free. We are looking for serious submissions, in addition to the press releases, that respect the reader’s intelligence – something a reputable manufacturer/distributor/dealer would say to someone in their store or factory. We will also accept traditional ads, preferably full-page, but any size will work, for which we will charge standard prices.

We are also looking for one or more sponsors. Perhaps someone who wants to remind their readership each month that they are proud sponsors of the magazine. Or perhaps someone who wants to take more of an ownership stake. We will be contacting some potential sponsors directly, but if any of you want to contribute to the audiophile community in this way, please contact us as soon as is convenient.

For now, send email to me at: mike@audiofederation.com

The economy should be good for audio retailers…

… and here’s why: with lower gasoline prices, lower shipping prices, lower food prices, and maybe even lower import prices, it will be like $7K extra in the bank and the audio gear they buy with it will be cheaper. With commodities tanking, audio will be cheaper to make which is good for the manufacturers.

Here are the details [ aka guestimates]. An average family with 2.5 cars drives 30K miles per year, say. Gas prices will return from $4 to the $2/gallon or so they were before the current administration. At 15 miles per gallon that is a savings of $4K. an average family of 4 spends, say, $15K per year on food. If food goes back to, say, 20% cheaper then that is another $3K in savings annually. Expect shipping, plane tickets, everything gas related to go down 30%.

Assuming people still have jobs…. this will be very positive for people not heavily invested in the stock market [and who aren’t shorting this market. Next time the powers-that-be start shouting DEPRESSION! remind me to short everything in sight. I presume THEY are.].

So, chin up, maties, our hobby isn’t down and out yet. In fact, it may just have gotten a boost. Though it might take awhile for people get over the shock and awe on the news channels and realize their good fortune.