AudioFederation - Class A Audiophile Planet: We Have a Guest

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Class A Audiophile Planet

We Have a Guest

Actually, we are only Class D Audiophiles, and we still don't mind associating with...

the lower class audiophiles (though if they are rude and hostile - you know the type - we just politely put on our headphones driven from our, proud to say, new wireless MP9 (128 bits, 16Mhz of course) pure class A triode monoblock Sony Packman backpacks). We have only one class C audiophile family in our neighborhood (they are old and retired). They are so wonderful! Only last week, we were entertaining and had one of the subdivisions audioscapers over to adjust the placement of the speakers to account for their being an extra listener in the livingroom. Well, they live about a half a mile away, and the techno they were listening to had a quiet moment, and they immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATELY, heard that something was wrong with the room interaction in our livingroom (I know, I know. We should really upgrade to the Cray 19 Supercomputer digital room correction system - but our house only came with 40 gallon/minute liquid nitrogen cooling lines AND our basement is just a little too small - we are hoping to move next Spring and if you want to postpone your visit until then we understand completely). So anyway..., this retired couple comes over, and were so polite and ... you know what they did? They stood in the front corners, their bodies turned JUST SO to account for the 4th degree reflections off the wall clock that our guest was absorbing with their shirt (sorry Jerry, but a cotton shirt? Much more appropriate for bathroom system wear, IMHO), and stayed there during the whole time our guest was auditioning our system. And you know, during those 10 hours, our system never sounded better. Well, they ARE class C.

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