Public Enemy Number One

Socks Rap Sheet

Yes. That’s right. Your socks.

This Winter seems to be worse, for some reason known only to the Sock High Command.

Maybe they have been pushed too far, in and out of shoes with which they are at odds, each accusing the other of theatening to break the latest Stink Armistance.

I don’t know.

But I can report that they are on another serial killing spree that may extend into our listening rooms, so be on the lookout!

Socks Rap Photo

They come in all sizes and colors and smell quotients.

Do not be fooled by softness and humorous anecdotes on their exteriors!

When they strike it can be both painfull and costly.

If you are unable to get away and are cornered by a pair of what seem to be tube-like material made out of cotton or wool, Be Extremely Cautious. Do not interpret their soft and gentle demeaner as being friendly. They are not!

Carefully, every several steps, touch something metal that is NOT connected to anything electrical. This renders their weapons of mass destruction impotent, but only temporarily.

While we have contacted the Defense Department and Homeland Security, as well as both the NRA and anti-NRA people, it is unlikely they will be able to stop their infiltration before they get to YOUR listeningroom.

This is the only warning you will receive. Our feet are freezing and the computer is the only thing left that hasn’t been taken ou